
Here we were in Ottawa, the capitol city of Canada, the second largest city in Ontario, and the fourth largest city in the world...
Armed with several tips on where to go, we headed out in search of food and adventure...
"People on 'ludes should not drive..." Jeff Spicoli, FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH "Whoa, canine cologne!" Grandpa Fred. "Oooh…no more yanky my wanky. The Donger need food!!!" Long Duk Dong, 16 CANDLES "His name is Blane? Oh! That's a major appliance, that's not a name!" Duckie, PRETTY IN PINK

The middle row had (from the top) broccoli, then beets, and dumplings in a white sauce. The row on the left (from the top) had Pork Stew (the sauce was really something else! Loved the seasonings in there) and then you had Fried Liver with onions (which I had and liked). The row on the right had "schnitzel" (bread and fried ground pork) and I don't really remember what was below that. I wanted to try everything but exercised restraint because I wanted to sample just a little bit of what I'd never tried before. One thing I did notice, there's a lot of "brown, beige and white" food here! Everything is stewed, fried, or boiled until it is (colorless) rendered colorless.There were some Polish sausages (middle left), then chicken wings (is that Polish?), at 5 o'clock were meatballs in sauce and at 7 o'clock, sauerkraut.
More of the buffet line. They also had a salad bar but I didn't get anything because the vegetable selection was kind of small and the produce didn't look that great to be honest. There was also a fruit bar, ditto on the fruit selection and quality. I think the heatlamps pretty much kill the "fresh" factor. Their "Hawaiian" salad looked a bit gross - it was marshmallows over pineapple and it was pink and green. Think of preppy Izod shirts from the 80's with the collar up. Or better yet, Le Tigre!
This photo was taken by TC - I had her doing some of my dirty work. The buffet actually continued in another room. They had the potato pancakes there as well as apple fritters, cheese blintzes, and some other items that I can't recall.
Remember the waitress earlier? She asked Bert (in her Polish accent), "You like draft or bottle"?" and without waiting for a response, she said, "I get you bottle". And off she went! She brought him Okocim, a Polish beer (pronounced "Oh-Koh-Cheem", accent on the last syllable). She leaned in closely toward's Bert and emphatically declared, "Okocim!"
Our super nice waitress started us off with soup. There were two kinds - the first was Ukrainian Borscht (beet soup)...this was really tasty on a cold day. The soup had bits of beets, onions, and red beans and was quite hearty.
The other soup was your standard chicken noodle soup (this was TC's).
My plate - clockwise at 10 o'clock, Liver & Onions, Stuffed Cabbage, Pierogis (cheese and meat), mushroom gravy, mashed potatoes, in the middle was a piece of broccoli (duh) and at 6 o'clock was one meatball with white sauce and then a piece of salmon.
Another plate of mine had the pork schnitzel, a potato pancake (I loved these! Very thin and crisp and flavorful!) and a cheese blintz.
Bert's plate - at 9 o'clock we have Pork stew, then pierogis, some breaded thing (not a schnitzel), I don't know what was below that (but it was delicious), and mashed potatoes.
My 2nd plate - See? Another potato pancake! Then beets, mushroom gravy, a piece of pork from the pork stew and a meat piergo at 6 0'clock. Not sure what was on top of the beets though. I didn't grow up eating beets so I try to eat them whenever I see it. The beets actually had a sweet quality to them and were grated.
We sat next to the dessert case...Lots of mini pieces of cakes with creamy fillings. There was also a gritty jello dessert with fruit inside. Another type of dessert was cake with cherries in the middle. Since I only had one piece, I can't really tell you about the other desserts. Sadly though, my one tiny piece of cake was too dry.
This was my cake bite - coffee'ish cake layers with caramel and cream...
Here's a list of the other Polish beers offered...
Posters near the entrance. Oh yeah, Bert told the waitress that he liked the "Okocim" and she said, "See? I told you!"! She was like a kindly and slightly pushy mother! Everyone here was very nice and friendly...
Here I am under the Red Apple sign! I wish we had a joint featuring this kind of Polish comfort food in San Diego!
That's it! Our first day in 3 parts...More to come!
