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Sunday, January 28, 2007

Vibrating Anus?

Now that I have your attention...

The Grossology exhibit was fun and definitely educational, but we were a little disappointed beause we were expecting a more expansive exhibit. We also saw the regular exhibits at the museum along with Grossology. Here's a cool link about everything you wanted to know about farts.

According to one of the exhibit placards about farts, which they call 'toots' (that sounds so lame!!!). I've recapped the more important parts: "When you pass gas, the skin around the anus vibrates... But not all toots sound the same." Then it goes on to say that some are high pitched and others are low-pitched. Why? It's because of vibrations. A tightened anus creates a higher-pitched fart. Just like a guitar string (I love that analogy), the tenser the anus muscles, the faster the anus vibrates. Blah blah blah...Finally, the more relaxed your anus muscles, the more lower pitched the sound.


The exhibit below was about digestion. You stood before a mirror and a TV screen covered your midsection. You press a button and a canned speech/cartoon comes on depicting the digestion process. Quite lovely. This was one of the side panels of the exhibit.

This was another one about, you guessed it, mucus. It was kind of boring and had an animatronic figure (see below) move and and speak to listeners about the wonders of snot.


This was a video game in which my friend's husband kicked it's ass by getting a killer high score - 11,000+! You had to remove "impurities" (salt, sugar, etc) from the urine by pointing and clicking over the the left half, which was the "exit" hole (the urethra?). I wasn't fast enough, so I scored negative 500! I sucked!
For this particular exhibit, you had to pump this lever up and down to make liquid rise through the pipe and into the mouth of this figure. The liquid would then travel down the esophagus and into the stomach, creating gas, then it finally emits a loud burp.

This figure looks like a doofus.
This is TC attempting to traverse the "Human Skin Wall"
Here are just some of the lovely items featured for the Skin Wall's placards:
Pimples were included, as were blisters, moles, and wounds.

A close up of the skin wall. Nice hair.
Other exhibits that aren't pictured include a larger table sizedversion of "Operation", a demonstration lab (which was closed during our visit), a "Toot Toot" station where you made your own fart sounds by pressing your finger over different sized tubes with stretched rubber on top. There was also a test your Grossology Knowledge booth and a few others that I don't remember.
The "Sniff Sniff" exhibit was, by far, the most interesting one for me. It was truly interactive and the smells will haunt me forever. There are four stations, each with four choices.

Here are the choices. I apologize for the poor quality, the flash obscured the last button, which reads 'Foot'. There are four stations, each with a small rounded tube with a hole. Underneath, you squeeze a hose which releases an odor through the hole. You are supposed to guess which odor it is. There are also plastic domes with models of the specific types of bacteria (I forget the names and I didn't think of snapping photos of them) that harbor within those body parts.
You are to lower your head close to the mini rounded tube and squeeze the tube beneath, which releases a puff of the foul scentinto your nose . The odor then wafts into your nostrils while you either reel in disgust or leisurely ponder,"Hmmm, what the hell is that?"
If you can suppress your gag reflex, you press your guess. The button will light up green if you are correct; if not - red. (*SPOILER ALERT*) So from left to right, the answers were: ARMPIT, MOUTH, FOOT and ANUS! The armpit one wasn't too bad. I've smelled worse on people (not by choice). The mouth one wasn't so bad either. But the foot! Oh man!
This is my poor daughter after smelling the "foot" odor!
Well, for me, the worst by far was the "ANUS"!!! I actually smelled that one first, not knowing what it was! It was fkn' gross! But then again, as a mom, I've changed diapers and have seen and smelled pretty much worse smells for the first few years of her life. Of course, I'm not immune to this, but that's only after eating something that doesn't agree with me!
You know some sadistic scientists had fun concocting these chemical facsimiles of ass, feet, and pits!

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Random stuff

It's been awhile...work for me began immediately after the New Year, thus my time on-line with this blog has been limited. It's finals week for the students and the new semester begins Monday. I'm bracing myself for the onslaught of requests, complaints, new student registration and so forth...but I'm boring my non-educator friends here...

Things to look forward to:

Museum Exhibits
Grossology @ the Reuben H. Fleet Science Center in Balboa Park (nice sound effect on the link)
and Star Wars @ the California Science Center in Los Angeles

We plan to see Grossology this weekend!

Festivals
Tet
Chinese New Year Faire

Restaurants to try
The Tractor Room
JSix
Chive
Trevi Ristorante and a review
Fresh
Bambu Bistro
Tapas Picasso
Puerto la Boca
and Happy Hour at Laurel (they have an appetizer & drink menu for $7 an item - see pdf on 'Happy Hour') and who knows where else!!! We still have to choose a place to go for Valentine's. Last year, we went to Parallel 33 which was just awesome and worth it!

Recipes to try:
Life on Manitoulin's Chocolate Banana Bread recipe
Beef Stroganoff (this reminds me of a funny/vulgar shirt we saw in San Francisco years ago that had bulls giving themselves handjobs; the shirt proclaimed 'Beef Strokin' Off!!!')
Chicken Paprikash
Pork Ribs adobo

and I would also like to make biscuits with TC. I have these cool handled biscuit cutters from my dad who "acquired" it from the Navy back in the day. It's a set of 3; it's so cute!

Plan to do:
Get rid of junk in our office (my junk)
Call AMVETS to pick up my old crap (clothes, books, appliances we don't wear/read/use)
Organize my side of the office
Get another haircut

Fun things:
Practice playing piano duets with TC
Bike with TC once the weather starts to warm up

Monday, January 01, 2007

Geeks & Nerds

In high school, I always used to think I was a 'nerd' but, according to the definition below, I guess I'm a geek (although I'd like to think that I'm NOT annoying). A geek that loves pop culture, food, yes, Star Wars, and a ton of other things I find fascinating but others may find odd.

Taken verbatim from the book, What's the Difference? (a book I bought for one of Bert's Christmas gifts at Barnes & Noble---yes, I know a corporate whore bookstore):

What's the difference between...

a GEEK and a NERD? (pages 30-31) by Marc Tyler Nobleman

A geek seems to be any smart person with an obsessive interest. Despite widespread misconception, that interest does not have to be computers or Star Trek. While those are two of the most visible kinds of geeks, there are also comic book geeks, reality TV geeks, World War II geeks, motorcycle geeks, organic food geeks, politics geeks, and even sports geeks. As such, many of us are geeks of one kind or another, whether or not we admit it. Yes, geeks are more mainstream than previously believed. Geeks like to talk about the object of their affection, sometimes far more than anyone is willing to listen.

A nerd seems to be any smart person with an obsessive interest, but also a lack of social grace. (Yes, this implies that geeks can indeed have social grace.) Nerds are uncompromisingly pure, often more comfortable with themselves than non-nerds are. They are not wimpy. In fact, they are courageous because they do not give in to the expectations of a superficial society. The one possible exception to this is their drive to excel academically, particularly in the realm of intelligence testing: nerds are promiscuous studiers. It's a generalization rooted in truth that they gravitate toward math, science, and technology.

Geeks can blend in, nerds stand out, though neither craves acceptance. Except for a few stressful teenage years, geeks and nerds have no shame about their classification. While both words were at one time insulting, nowadays, they are routinely used as terms of endearment. Geeks and nerds would go so far as say they take pride in these monikers.

Geekdom is a lifestyle choice and nerddom is quite possibly genetic, though even a cursory check of any decade-old high school yearbook will invariable turn up a nerd who has since beaten biology and blossomed into hunkdom or babedom. Geeks interact with nongeeks, sometimes quite successfully. nerds prefer to--or have no choice but to--hang out their their own kind. Both geeks and nerds can be extroverted, but the effect is different: geeks annoy and nerds elicit (unneeded) sympathy.

There is less diversity among nerds than among geeks. The many geek factions do not necessarily get along, but nerds do have the potential to be a unified front.

RELATED TERMS: a dweeb is a nerd with an extra piece of tape around the nose bridge of his glasses--in order words, a "mega nerd.". A dork is a person you don't even pretend to like, with good reason. Unlike most geeks, nerds, and dweebs, dorks are often stupid, grating, or otherwise unpleasant.

Trivia: The word "geek" used to have a far more unappealing connotation: a carnival performer who bites the heads off live chickens or snakes. A commonly cited first appearance of "nerd" is Dr. Seuss's book If I Ran the Zoo (1950).

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I threw the "dork" reference in there because Missy asked about it last Friday at Filippi's. Several of our friends (you know who you are) were interested in this topic, thus the post. So, what are you, fellas (or gals, even)?: Geek or Nerd?

2007

Happy New Year!