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Sunday, June 06, 2010

Off to Canada!

In a few days, we'll be off to Toronto and Manitoulin Island...
We can't wait to finally meet the awesome C of the blog Life on Manitoulin!

Cheers to Canada for bestowing upon us these folks:
Rock bands:
Rush - YYZ! (this is the airport code for Toronto!)

Triumph
The Guess Who
Bachman-Turner Overdrive (BTO!!!)
Anvil
April Wine
Saga

Singers/Musicians:
Paul Anka (one of my mom's faves)
Emm Gryner (Filipina Canadian singer)

KD Lang
Glenn Gould
Diana Krall
Corey Hart ("Sunglasses at Night"!)
Paul Shaffer
Howard Shore
Pat Travers
Rufus Wainwright

Comedians:
Tommy Chong (of "Cheech and Chong")
Bob and Doug Mckenzie - "Take off hoser!" Remember this song? Features Geddy Lee from Rush!

Phil Hartman (SNL)
Jim Carrey
John Candy
Mike Myers (SNL)

Actors:
Keanu Reeves (Who cares if he can't act? he looked pretty damn good when he was younger!)
Michael J. Fox (TV show, "Family Ties")
Dan Akroyd (SNL)
Catherine O'Hara (SCTV, Beetljuice)
Jay Baruchel (TV show, "Undeclared", "Knocked Up")
Conrad Bain (the father, Phillip Drummond in "Dif'rent Strokes)
Lloyd Bochner (Cecil Colby on "Dynasty" who died while having sex with Joan Collins' character, Alexis Carrington. What a way to go!)
Cameron Bright (Alec, Jane's evil Volturi twin in "New Moon")
Raymond Burr (Ironside! Perry Mason!)
Corey Haim ("Lucas", "The Lost Boys")
Ellen Page ("Juno", "Whip It")
Seth Rogen

Magicians:
Doug Henning
The Amazing Randi

Film Director:
David Cronenberg ("Videodrone", "The Fly", "The Dead Zone", "Dead Ringers")

Cartoonists:
Jon Kricfalusi ("Ren and Stimpy")
Lynn Johnston ("For Better or for Worse")
Danny Antonucci (animated short, "Lupo the Butcher")

and of course, the delicious pancake and bacon topper known as MAPLE SYRUP:

and...

drumroll please...



RYAN REYNOLDS

Scarlett Johanssen is one lucky biyatch...

Holy shit, let me pick up my jaw from the floor now. From Van Wilder to THIS!!!! Hello Ladies!

The "Not So Much" List:
Celine Dion (somebody gag me)
Anne Murray (bad memories of the 70's)
Bryan Adams ("Everything I Do...I do it for you!  Aaaaargh!)
Nick Gilder ("Hot Child in the City")
Justin Bieber (TC's latest infatuation)
Loverboy (dude, somebody tell Michael Reno that the red headband needs to go)
Nickelback (corporate crap)
Alanis Morissette (sorry, I never liked her voice and ironically, she was once engaged to Ryan Reynolds!)
Canadian bacon (sorry, but this is basically HAM)
Ani diFranco (not into her style of music)
and
Jason Priestly (need I say more?)

What we are looking forward to eating in Canada:

Poutine
Timbits
Beaver Tails
and more!

10 comments:

Darlene said...

Is beaver tail slang for something I don't know??

I love Timbits and poutine. Have fun!

caninecologne said...

hi darlene - i know it sounds nasty huh.

actually my friend c recommended this. she's the one we're visiting. it's a flattened fried slab of dough that you can eat with different toppings.

timbits are like donut holes i hear. the poutine sounds like heart attack food but i'm willing to try it at least once! :)

Wandering Chopsticks said...

Have a fun and safe trip! Can't wait to read all about it.

I thought you were going to eat actual beaver tail. Yes, it's a food. BTW, I've eaten langos (pronounced langosh) in Hungary. Yum! Can't go wrong with fried dough topped with sour cream.

Kirbie said...

Have fun! I've been wanting to visit Canada..need to plan a trip. I agree about Ryan Reynolds. hehee.

Michael said...

Have a safe trip cc! Can't wait to read about your journey. And don't forget my favorite Canuck band.....Golden Earring!

caninecologne said...

hi wc - yes, we definitely will have a good time there! we're planning on it...

i figured someone ate beaver tail somewhere in the world but no, these are beaver tail shaped pastries. also, i'm going to be seeking a hungarian restaurant that offers langos on their menu. i MUST have it!

hi kirbie
one of these days, eh!

and yes, ryan reynolds is a total hawt hottie!

hi michael - how could i overlook golden earring? Radar Love all the way bro! we leave tomorrow night and i am literally on pins and needles!

Unknown said...

HAHAHA! It DOES sound nastaaaay, doesn't it! Sounds like something Wayne and Garth would say. "I'd like to taste your Canadian beaver". Ewww. Sorry! LOL!

Beaver tails (the pastry and not the actual beaver TAIL) = YUMMY! Totally bad for your health, but yummy.

Can't wait to see you guys! The countdown is ON! :)

caninecologne said...

hi c - leaving in a few hours for the airport....

see you in a few days!

Unknown said...

Can't wait for your Canada post(s)! You guys took TONS of pics! LOL!

P.S. I didn't know some of the people you listed in this post were Canadian!!! LOL! Too cool.

caninecologne said...

hi c - i haven't even begun to contemplate on my upcoming posts yet...it'll literally take weeks. hopefully it won't be too boring! :)

ryan reynolds - thank you canada!