It's been a long ass time since I did an actual food post. I'm actually backlogged like a lone Portapotty during an Ozzfest concert. We went to a ton of places this summer (although not as many places as I'd liked to have gone due to this thing called work!) and they are just waiting to be shot out like another kid through that Duggar chick's flappy vajay that's probably so huuuge that it's like throwing a hot dog down a wide and lonely hallway.
This must be an OLD picture since she only has 14 kids in here!
I think she has 19 now! Ouch!
Olan Mills made some money that day!
I'm so crude but hey, you're still reading this, ain'tcha?
And even if you're not, fine by me!
This past summer, we celebrated a friend's bday so he got to choose the dinner venue,which was
Cucina Urbana, formerly known as Laurel (see my former Laurel post
here). As with Laurel, I was inspired by
Captain Jack's post here and had been secretly wanting to go here. So, therefore, I was happy that my friend chose this place (see the Captain's old Laurel post
here). I was also impressed that CJ alone polished off a FAMILY SIZE Pasta plate! And, he got a free drink out of it so fk yeah!
We had dinner around 5:30; it was such a bitch to get parking but we got lucky that evening...
The interiors are still ultra cool but a little more relaxed and not so cutesy French like the old Laurel.
Cool chandelier...
Lots of blue hairs and non ethnically diverse people who lack natural pigmentation. The only ethnic people I saw besides myself and a couple of my friends were the servers. Hey, I can't help but notice these things, but it's to be expected in certain parts of town...It would be the reverse down South.
Here's the dinner menu which you can also see online
here...
If you bring your own wine, the corkage fee is $15. My friend, the birthday guy brought this bottle from home...
I didn't really drink my wine; I'm not a fan of reds. I ended up getting an Italian soda with an interesting flavor -
Chinotto.
According to wikipedia's entry on "Chinotto":
"Chinotto is a small, bitter citrus fruit that grows on the chinotto tree, which is also called the "myrtle-leaved orange tree". This tree grows to a height of three meters and can be found in Malta and in the Liguria, Tuscany, Sicily, and Calabria regions of Italy.
The chinotto fruit is an essential flavor component of most Italian bitters (i.e., amari) and of the popular Campari aperitif. Its name is derived from China, where the tree was thought to have originated.
Chinotto is a non-alcoholic drink produced from the juice of the Citrus myrtifolia fruit and other herbal extracts. It is dark in colour. Its appearance is similar to that of Coca-Cola, but it is not as sweet as Coca-Cola, having rather a bittersweet taste."
The waiter said it was like sarsparilla. I thought it tasted like a bit of that combined with root beer. It wasn't too sweet. Best of all was the babe-a-licious bottle. Wowzah! Buxom bombshell alert! Kinda like a dirrrrrtay
Vargas Girl. So that's what I drank since I did not partake of any alcomoholic beverages.
This was theTuscan toast with with Gorgonzola Walnut Mousse which we all liked...
This was the Ceci bean hummus with piquillo jam, also with Tuscan toast...The jam provided a tiny bit of a kick...
These were the stuffed fried squash which were filled with herbed ricotta cheese, purple basil peso and served with a cured lemon dressing (these descriptions are pretty much straight from their menu)...This was pretty good, but for $9.50, you'd wish they had more than 3 measly pieces and there were 5 of us that night.
More bread with who knows what that is? Oh wait, let me look at the menu again...Okay, it was some sort of sun dried tomato spread. It was a bit too watery for me. As you can see, we ordered small things here and there...
Here is the Fritto Misto - fried soft shell crab, calamari, shrimp, and vegetables with caper mayo...Loved the green beans and squash slices in there.
We ordered the Short rib Pappardelle which had cremini mushroom + parmigiano. The regular size was $18.50 but the waiter suggested we upgrade to the "family style" portion for $18 more. WTF, we thought, there's 5 of us, so why not. As you can see, it's a pretty damn big bowl, Here's our waiter grating some fresh cheese on our pasta, which was the best thing I ate that evening!
I loved the wide noodles and the short rib meat was melt in your mouth delicious.
Lastly, we ordered a couple of pizzas. I wanted to try the pork belly pizza with potato, scallion, asiago cheese and bechamel sauce. Unfortunately my health conscious cohorts did not want to try it. I figured, let the birthday guy decide. This was the Fig/Gorgonzola pizza with caramelized onion, candied walnuts and aged balsamic. It was topped off by peppery arugula leaves.
This next pizza was a little more conventional - It was pepperoni and fennel sausage with homemade mozzarella and peppadew pepper...I didn't like the burnt crust edges though.
My friends had already polished off the first bottle of wine...Here's the second (ordered from the restaurant)...Another red.
I'd like to go here again but next time when it's not so crazy busy. I'm not into crowds but everyone was in their own little bubble anyways. I had a lot of fun chatting with my friends, especially one we all hadn't seen in awhile. It was our way of catching up with each other. I'll have to take Bert here, maybe for his birthday...