Hmmm...when I uploaded this, I thought I would get the whole photo in...for some reason it's chopped off! Plus some of the photos have a lot of blank space underneath. I can't figure it out.
Damn html!
(update on 10/15/06 - hey, it mysteriously fixed itself! the donut hole spider photo is now WHOLE instead of half! what the hell! )
Last night, we went to a Halloween themed birthday party for one of my friend's kids. He's a good friend of TC. His costume was Captain Hook from Peter Pan. TC was Super Girl (again), but in a newer version of the costume. My friend went all out , getting all of her ideas from this holiday themed book for kid's party food. These are "Spiders", which are chocolate donut holes with chow mein noodle legs and frosting eyes.

This isn't really Halloween themed food, other than the plastic snakes and spiders and the cute bowl it's in. It's spinach dip in a bread bowl surrounded by crackers. I think they're Waverly wafers. In the background, you can see the "Eyeballs", which are really deviled eggs.

These are Bagel Bites mini pizzas with olives for eyes and slices of red bell pepper for the mouth. Most of the kids ended up flicking off the olives and peppers. All of that painstaking placement of the facial features, only to be ignored by vegetable hating kids and adults.

Pumpkin bread...

Here are the deviled egg "Eyeballs" again. They have stuffed olives for the pupils and there
were bloodshot veins as well, but the hot sauce kind of dissipated into the egg yolk mixture. These are pretty good. I had two of them. Oink oink.

Can't have a party without
lumpia....

These were "Mummies", which consisted of hot dogs "wrapped" in refrigerated biscuit dough with black frosting for the eyes. Unfortunately, mine was cold and it tasted gross after the first bite. Thanks Upton Sinclair.

Ahhh...the "Eyeball punch"....complete with dry ice effects. Last year, my friend's husband made a cool volcano with dry ice inside. Those things floating in there are these gummy candy eyeballs that she bought from Costco. The dumb thing is, the "pupil" portion of the candy eyeball weighs down the eyeball, so they float pupil-side down, so you can't even see the design. Bert thought that perhaps a jutting optic nerve would provide a fine counter balance to this age old problem.

Mmmm...waxy nubs...

It was a fun party because they hired a "Mad Scientist" to come over and they did cool experiments, such as dropping a lit match into a glass flask, which created a vacuum and sucked a hard boiled egg (peeled, of course) into the flask, making their own colorful "slime" with glitter, and popping out a cork from a flask filled with dry ice, and a few others that I can't remember. It was pretty damn cold in their backyard so I ended up hanging out inside their house (the party was 5 - 8 pm).
The other little kids were dressed up as Captain Jack from Pirates of the Caribbean, there were two Snow Whites, one Cinderella, one Padre baseball player, one Cowboy (who looked like he was riding a horse, quite creative), Supergirl (TC), a cheerleader, and tiny pumpkin. The birthday boy's mom and grandmother were dressed as witches, while his dad was the Cryptkeeper, but I thought he was Quasimodo. Bert Wolfe, in classic comic fashion, was Matt Murdock, which is Dare Devil's civilian alter ego. Since Matt Murdock is a lawyer, he just wore his work clothes---a nice dress shirt, opened up to reveal the red DD logo shirt, slacks, and nice shoes. Aaaaaand, because Matt Murdock is blind, Bert wore his shades and used a PVC pipe with red tape at the tip to serve as his blind man's cane...Nice bit of MacGuyvering there.
I, on the other hand, was dressed as Joe Elliott (lead singer) of Def Leppard, circa 1983 from the "Photograph" video (hit song from their smash album, "Pyromania"). It was funny (to me), but I'm sure the joke was lost on a lot of the people present there, except for my friend's rocker brother and husband.
What was my costume? Well, if you remember the video, Joe Elliott wears the classic sleeveless Union Jack shirt (which I have my original one from 1983----bought for $15 at the Navy Exchange), black leather pants, red leg warmers, a red wristband, white shoes, a white bandanna, a black rock 'n roll belt, and a mullet.
I didn't wear black leather pants, but wore skinny legged black jeans (bought for $20 onsale at Express, damn, I have to wear those pants more than once to get my money's worth). Instead of a fringed white bandanna, I resorted to using a torn bed sheet. Did you know it's fkn' hard to find leg warmers? Last weekend, I went on a mission to find those damn things. I ended up going to 5+ stores, finally finding it at Claire's in Chula Vista. I had to endure the shame of going into Hot Topics to buy a red wristband, and this one wasn't plain. It has a rose with crossbones. I felt so out of place there!!! My rock 'n roll belt was procured at Target. Actually, I will wear that belt more than once.
Alas, I won't post a photo and embarass myself, but I will post the video so you can see the outfit...