So off we went to the porno shop:

Just kidding.
We were on our way to
Bite, the new Bar & Bistro in Hillcrest. Read the Night and Day review
here and a couple of other blogger's reviews
here and
here. My friend had suggested this new place after reading about it in last week's Night & Day in the paper. Bite doesn't take reservations but our name was still put on a list. I was concerned that we would find a long line outside because it was a Friday night in
Hillcrest and it was
Pride weekend. We originally meant to be there by 5:45 but arrived 15 minutes late due to no parking spots in this congested part of town. We eventually found a spot 3 blocks away and fortunately for us, the restaurant had many open tables, much to our relief! Our receptionist was a doll and he seated us immediately. Below, in the car heading west on University Avenue, about to go under the
Georgia Street Bridge .

Bite is located at 1417 University Avenue and is the site of the former Living Room. It occupies both 1417 and 1419 (next to Mama Testa) and has an outdoor patio, a lounge area in the front complete with a fireplace and plasma screen (we snuck in a few minutes of John Waters' "Hairspray" on our way out) and ultra sleek and clean lined furniture.

The Chef,
Chris Walsh was formerly at California Cuisine (another excellent restaurant, just down the street from Bite), Cafe W and Confidential, recently opened Bite on May 5th on University near Richmond. A busy street which is home to many other eateries, a dance club (Rich's) and a bar (Alibi's is just on the corner), Bite is sure to attract many customers with it's tapas style menu boasting Northern Italian and French influenced cuisine, ultra modern decor and great service. The color scheme was a deep red, dark espresso with crisp white and cream accents. The leitmotif were circles which are repeated in many forms such as painted patterns on the wall, a stand in the women's bathroom (maybe the men's too?), mirrored circles and starburst mirrored decorations (for lack of a better word).

Sorry for the blurry quality - I didn't have the flash on. Empty at 6 pm, but it picked up steadily as the night wore on. We spent a good two hours here! The waitstaff was just fabulous. They were attentive, knowledgable about the menu and made personal recommendations but weren't pushy about it (like how some waiters could be if they are trying to sell you something expensive). With a mix of Amy Winehouse and some 70's oldies playing in the background (points for playing Heatwave's classic,'Boogie Nights'), we were seated in the booths against the wall just three tables away from the front window.

Blurry. Perhaps the W on the wall is a holdover from Chef Chris Walsh's days at Cafe W?


Our complimentary
amuse bouche was tuna tartare on cucumber rounds garnished with chopped chives and served on two chive slivers:

My Strawberry Mojito ($7.50) which I nursed this evening. I probably could have had another, but I'm not a heavy drinker and I wanted to enjoy the food.

My friend's Bellini ($8.00), made with fresh peach puree on the bottom, some sort of Italian
prosecco (forgot the brand) and a scoop of peach sorbet, garnished with a peach slice! This was quite the sexy drink! Tasted smooth with the sorbet mixed in. I just realized, my friend used her knife to mix the sorbet in her drink (only forks and knives are provided); the drink could have used a swizzle stick.

The menu was divided into four sections: Field (salads and appetizers), Farm (meat), Ocean (seafood) and Sweets (desserts). We started off with our Cheese Plate ($13.00) - crackers below:

The cheeses were
Humboldt Fog, a bleu cheese (forgot the name) and a cheese made of sheep's milk served with assorted fresh sliced fruits and candied pecans. I'm not a fan of bleu cheese or Humboldt fog, but I wanted to be open minded, so I tried a piece of the Fog...It tasted like stank feet. I think I would rather eat a
balut than eat bleu cheese or Humboldt Fog. Maybe I don't have a sophisticated palate, but I like what I like and I didn't like this! I did enjoy the champagne grapes and sliced nectarines though! There was also a small block of fig paste (lower left hand corner) that went well with the crackers and fruit.

Our Grilled Flatbread served with white bean cannelini "hummus" ($8.00), which wasn't really a hummus because it wasn't made with garbanzos. The flatbread was nice and crisp. The garnish in the dip bowl was a sliced red pepper with sprigs of lemongrass.

The first of our Ocean small plates was this--- "PEI " (Prince Edward Island) Black Mussels in a saffron tomato infused broth served with focaccia toast ($10.00). This was sooooo good! We used the bread to soak up the broth. This could have been a meal for just one person! That was the fun part about tonight - we got to have a little bit of everything by sharing our choices. Check out the steam!

The second plate was the Bay Scallop and White Corn Fritters served with a passionfruit vinaigrette ($8.00). The little green leaves you see are lemongrass sprigs (I asked); the stems were hidden. I never would have thought of using that because when I've used lemongrass in the past, I just smash the lower portion (the woody part) to infuse broth. I had a nice conversation about the garnish and the plates we had so far with a gentleman whom I believe was Sam, the co-owner (and former partner at Cafe W) while waiting in line for the bathroom. (FYI - he told me the bathrooms are unisex even though the doors are labeled 'Men' and 'Women' - I actually contemplated using the Men's room while waiting for the Women's side to free up. Fk that gender separation, if you gotta go, you gotta go!). He said the Chef liked using unusual but edible garnishes.

The fritters were light and crunchy and not overly greasy. They were great for mopping up the passionfruit vinaigrette. Light and fresh, this was quite different using passionfruit for a sauce instead of some sort of citrus.

Our first Farm choice was the Dolcetto Braised Beef Short Rib paired with polenta and mascarpone cheese and grated parmesan, served with haricorts verts and bacon ($15.00). Another waiter, towards the end of our meal asked us which entrees we enjoyed the most and when we mentioned this, he suggested pairing the dish with the same wine in which the meat was braised. Tip for next time! The Night & Day reviewer last week didn't like the polenta - said it was "too buttery" and couldn't take another bite. This didn't taste too buttery to me. I liked the coarse mouth feel of the polenta paired with the creamy mascarpone. We wanted more!

Closeup of that mouthwatering and oh-so-tenderbeef short rib:

Our other Farm plate was the Grilled Flat Iron Steak served with pommes frites and bearnaise sauce ($14.00). The steak was too rare for my tastes so my companions finished that off. The frites were also too salty and a tiny bit soggy:

As for Sweets, we each ordered one! My dessert was the Bittersweet Chocolate Tart with Espresso ice cream garnished with fresh fruits ($7.00). As with our mini plates, we all shared and enjoyed our dessert choices. Again, I got this particular dessert for the crust and because it was chocolate! I love crust! Although I couldn't finish this dessert, I did finish off the ice cream and most of the crust. The chocolate was definitely bittersweet, the way I like it, and was NOT warm, which is a plus for me. I do not like hot desserts like pies. I liked how my ice cream wasn't a melted puddle midway through the tasting.

My other friend had the Farmers Market Strawberry Cobbler with Vanilla ice cream ($7.00) which she enjoyed very much and proclaimed it as her favorite dessert that night:

Our other friend had an item that wasn't on their online menu, the Bread pudding with a scoop of Lemon Blueberry sorbet on top($7.00). I wish I remembered the "official" name for this but the only thing that pops up in my mind is 'bread pudding'. Two of our waiters said it was their favorite. It was good, but I'm not a bread pudding fan. That sorbet on the other hand was quite intense - yum!

Bite will definitely get another visit from me which is great because Bert and I can try some other items on their menu. The prices were reasonable given the high quality of the ingredients. The presentation of their dishes was meticulous and again, I stress the quality of the ingredients. I like this trend of small plates as opposed to honkin' big-ass portions that most restaurants tend to serve so as to give the diner the feeling that they're getting "more for their money" (like all chain restaurants). What good is it if your meal is bland and flavorless?
As Blaine Edwards and Antoine Merriwethers from "Men on Films" would say...
"Loved it! Two snaps up in a Z formation!"