Filling:
- Preheat oven to 375 F.
- Defrost the puff pastry on a parchment-lined baking sheet and keep cool.
- In a medium bowl, combine the softened cream cheese, 1/2 cup of sugar, 2 tsp of vanilla and 1 of the egg yolk.
- Gently fold in the blueberries.
- Spoon the filling down the long side of the puff pastry.
- Brush the edges of the pastry with beaten egg yolk.
- Fold over and seal well. (I like to turn it over so you don't see the "seam")
- Make 3 or 4 slashes on top of the pastry to allow air to escape.
- Brush the top with extra egg yolk.
- In a small bowl, combine the softened butter, 1 cup of sugar, and almonds until the mixture is crumbly.
- Press the topping into the dough.
- Bake for 35-45 minutes.
- Cool.
- In a second small bowl, combine the remaining 1/2 tsp vanilla, 1/2 cup of sugar, 1 tbsp melted butter, and lemon juice.
- The icing should be runny (if not, add a little milk): drizzle it over the strudel.
NOTE - Make sure you seal the sides of the pastry very well. And when putting the crumb topping on, press firmly so the pastry is encased in the sugar topping. The first time I made this, it came out quite well. The second time, I used a different puff pastry, the Pepperidge Farm (which my friend uses, but her version is better than mine). It was totally fkd up because I melted the butter for the topping which was a mistake. I beat the filling a little too much so it was too runny, thus is spilled over and was hard to seal. Since the Pepperidge Farm sheets are smaller, my fkd up filling overflowed because I didn't seal it well either. It opened up and ended up looking like Lard Ass Davy Hogan's barf after the blueberrie pie eating contest. If you are pop culturally challenged, are over the age of 70, or have lived in a cave or under a rock for the past twenty years, please watch this heartwarming movie clip from Rob Reiner's 1984 movie classic, "Stand by Me" if you don't get my reference.
And to drive the point home even further, please enjoy this subtle homage, nay a paean to "Barf", if you will, from "Family Guy" :
These are the two strudels I made. This is attempt #3. I didn't take pictures of Attempt #2. I meant to bring it for my co-worker's birthday, but I was pissed off because it opened up and didn't look "pretty". We kept one and gave the other one to our neighbor across the street who loved it. Since I didn't bring the strudels to work that morning, Bert saved the day by getting a fruit strudel at the Hans and Harry Bakery in Bonita. I told my colleagues that I refused to serve them something that didn't measure up to my standards. They told me that they didn't care and would have eaten it no matter what it looked like as long as it tasted good. I knew it would still taste good, but I wanted it to be perfect (because I am anal).


